How clever the suicide clause. There is life after death. But only if you believe. Not just believe, but commit, convert and, yes, contribute.

The clause that matters in this is the fine one. That you may not kill yourself. No suicide. No, no, your death must be something you don’t choose. The catch 22. Only if you don’t want it may you have it.

Clever, very clever lawyering. But that’s all it is. An unkept promise. A note held in perpetual bankruptcy.

The Bold Print Giveth, and the Fine Print Taketh Away.