FOX Nudes Network (FNN) has just reported that former President Cheney has died at his undisclosed residence. The reason is as yet undisclosed, however, aides have said that he recently finished his monumental autobiography, “The Wisdom Of Cowards.” Editors at his publisher, Y2K Press, could not be reached for comment. We, at a formerly undisclosed location, wish to extend to Mr. C’s friends, family members and former staffers our regrets at your loss, while at the same time, looking forward to a reviewers copy of his book.