All U Can Cook

I just returned from a trip to my Tuscan cabin, and saying that is almost as much fun as the flight. I hate planes. Actually, I hate airlines. Anyway, while in Arizona we ate in Texas, or at least at a place that offers authentic Texas style BBQ. The main thrill of the place is that it is one of those you cook it yourself places. Not much fun, but it gave me the idea of having a place that provides you the thrill of “clean your own pots and pans.” Or how about offering the authentic slaughter house experience. “A stunning night out”. We supply the animal, you bring the laughs. For those of you too meek, we supply already weakened animals. “Featuring Easy Kill Kattle.” Anyway, this is all still in the napkin stage, though I do have an appointment with Tom P. re early funding. Mr Thiel is too uppity to talk he’ll have to get on after we have set this ship up… too bad PayBoy, too bad.