I’ve noticed a new fad. After seeing this more than three times, in different cities, and presumably from different women, I am ready to announce a new stage of female enlightenment — Hot Snot Has Arrived.

As a youngster we shared a saying that had differing setups but always included ” you think you are hot snot.” This was probably a saccharin form of the ready adult “hot shit.” It served the purpose. Expletive without a smack on the back of the head from wandering adults.

In the heart of America’s Upper Percent, Silicon Valley,. In cities as immigrant rich as Sunnyvale to the Menlo gates, women of a junior age, coedish of form and walk, hawk loogies. Yep, these young, well attired women have finally breached the great divide. They do think they are the ultimate in desire:

They Are Hot Snots

Gone is Gucci. In is loogie.