IKE, Just A Media Event

It is just a media event, says famous Texas Republican. Only thing to worry about is that the law abiding, god fearing Texans will loot and steel from their neighbors because of this media event. People will leave their homes, leaving their property unguarded. No guns, no security, my god without guns to keep them honest the god fearin, gun tottin texans will turn to lootin. Or will this looting be from “strangers” “outsiders” “agitators” “organizers” all comin to our town in media vans. Ski mask wearing, latte sippin, chablis drinkin pirates of opportunity. All this under the black flag of elitist liberalism. Oh what a media event spins this dear Tom, our new texas tom. Gobble gobble without delay.

Help they neighbor, is texan for help yourself to your neighbor’s stuff. — Texas Tom