The Trio needs triage, not more inbred marriage. The best trope I have for the union of MSNBC+CNBC+NBC is that of a hermaphrodite having incestuous relations, then claiming it was adolescent masturbation.

The *BC slips their persons around town and between studios covering each others host as a person of interest, as if we would find them an expert. They are TV Hawks hunting ratings, forever in tryouts for a better chair. Green in their rooms, thinking up rumors in hope of more air time. It is time to let the air out.

The last journalist has died.

Today, only the jokers think for a living, and that was never our goal. That isn’t our purpose. We write to get you thinking, not so that we have to.