I announce the anagravarchists — we begin from the position that gravity, in all its forms, is the root cause of all defects in human interaction.

as any intelligent person know, science has proven that gravity must not be restrained or manipulated in any way, or by any means. That is why, as an anagravarchist, I no longer use airplanes. It is my view that mankind will only succeed when we free ourselves from dependence on gravity and those gravitists now ruling, and ruining, our lives.

Join me now. Stand up on your own. Defy gravity!