Election eve 2012m. It has been a long time coming this battle of the sexless. The sexists have been defeated. With the polls closing we are just hours away from hearing who won: Hillary or Palin. The Favorite (generic term) from New York or the Favorite (generic term) from Alaska will take center stage (that’s okay right?) after the quick tally is complete. No more long waits, not ever since the Fiorino 9000 was installed by our beloved berieved president, what’s his McName. The Family Friendly party or the Heros First party will have elected their first candidate and this nations first Femawomb to office.

It is widely expected that with the slogan

there’s not womb for both of us..

that (generic term) Palin will stride (can we say that) into office next January. Her promise to put the government on eBay has brought (squeals,cheers, what goes here) of delight. Now back to you Kent.

TO WIRE SERVICE: STILL IN DRAFT. DO NOT RELEASE.