A lifeguard at the kiddy pool, who fancies himself surf captain at mavericks.

A three sided waffle– 2 years ago, he talks knowingly of LUTs and his knowledge thereof.
Just a few months ago, in a post about LUts, he wishes to be included:

“sounds interesting, wish I knew what you were talking about.”

But, within a month, he both knows about (we did that in Creator) to not (what would that do), or is expert, again (according to what I read on the internet)

Beware his pool, it could get swampy.