A new football league just opened on K street. The Neo-cons have changed the rules somewhat. This they say to make it easier for the fat fifties to play. They learned this in the hills of Afghanistan, no, they actually learned it from the AEI breakfasts. The way to play is score one touchdown, and run off the field to celebrate your victory. Hell, score anything and declare victory. The interns will still quiver without quarrel. This from a sidechat with Richie Perl.