According to the wealthy and their cheer leaders, they have gained their wealth because they are smart, skilled and work hard, oh, and they are also generous. Remember, if it weren’t for them you wouldn’t have a job, cheap clothes, advanced feature remote controls. Heck, if it weren’t for them you wouldn’t even be able to go to school, watch a movie, eat fresh fruit or drink stale beer.

Heaven praise the wealthy of our world,
Keep them from harm.
Keep them forever free of the evils of taxes
or the scourge of …
well anything that keeps them from being scrooged.
Allmen!

You are defective. Fortunately the wealthy aren’t.