Why Ads Suck

Yours is wider — Dell Claim

This is a play on the jockdom of those clever enough to have a job in advertising, perhaps working under the illusion that sex sells and that innuendo makes up for their small imagination. We are spamed daily with penis ads. While clever men pretend comfort with their cock, that it’ill do. They pretend this until they return to their cock-a-leeky stage of later years.

Advertisers become bad when they turn to adverteasing. Pretend sex. Pretend ads. They rarely sell, though they are profitable. Hire the twenty somethings, let them pretend, while you pretend to be selling something needed, they pretend they’re cleverly helping you.