If CNBC Farmed

If the elite Santelligentry or Gossiparinos were farmers we would all starve. They expect 4 second results. Updates at the speed of their crawl.

I planted the seeds you gave me. I don’t see anything.

A farmer across the street told me this would never grow in rows.

We need more water. We need less water.

Government seeds don’t grow.

Oh, time for a commercial, back in 60.