Verizon just stopped by.
We’ve only been a customer 3 months, the service has crashed 3 times, being out of service up to a week each time.

They can never get a repairman out, although they seem able to send 2 salesmen door to door. They, of course, rang the bell over the “no solicitors. no exceptions” sign.

“But, we are here to save you money,,,”
“so is the candy salesman; the conservative nutjob,,,”

Just close the door. Get back to printing.