The FBI is looking for bombs, bombers… They are looking everywhere, even the baby carriage. While they search, as the nation stands in eternal fear, forever lighting heroic candles the enemy has crept into our florida sun, into our uniquely american heart, into our strip mall. And there they have stripped us of our everything. They mall us. They dig into us. They defeat us. They sell us to ourselves and use our money to fight us overseas. They do this not from caves but from low rent retail shops. So how has AQ done this. Simple:

they submit fraudulent bills to medicare. they sell us the baby carriage for grandma. they grandslam us… Al Qaeda is the bastard grandson — hello pappy.