The Goober Effect

The grand ole gubernatorial splendor of southern governors has kicked in among the GOP’rs . The ahh shuckster takes the stage at corn cob palace, made by the finest of our country. Maintained by immigrants, the surroundings are green and edged.

While the donkeys have an excellent cabinet, they lack a president. On the other stage, the elephants have a corner store, perhaps ready to sing in the choir, go bowling and tell each other lies over pie.

The Right, now leans toward Governor Shucksabee, the rebuilt chevy of ideas.

With the right mix even a child can bake cookies for the school social.

Perhaps this lifts the lid on the hood, pulls back the duct tape from the upholstery:

Given enough candidates and enough time, even arkansas produces shucksters