Protect Yourself

Protect your children from the cowardly bully.

The rumor is that Obama considers armed guards a fare trade deal with the NRA.
In what world, in what way, is this fare? Your children learn their life is possible by the Gun, the armed watchman.
Armed along the watchtower; is this some kind of joke? Indeed, our hour is getting late.
Never deal with at the barrel of a gun, or the empty hand of a lobbyist.

Ulterior Conservatives

Those 100 folks in the House of R. that are there for the purpose of stopping, this, that, and the other ones.
These folks, Randianites and Ebolutionaires both, follow behind the theoreticial Animal, that holds court on K street and at university clubs of Santa Clara, San Jose, and such, developing evidence that Somalia is better off now than at any time in its short history.

Why is Somalia better off now, than just a generation ago? No taxes. You see, the answer is always ‘Low, to no, taxes.’ In fact, their reason for loving the Idiot Twins, was “just say no,” which always reminds me that they believe because they “say so.”