Fooled ya, didn’t I?
Yep, you’re right, there’s no such thing, however, they are able to recognize a good thing. Heck they’ve stolen my phrases from fifty years ago, why not steal today.

Those wild and phony guys at News Corpse have introduced a new way of getting your money. It’s called “THE DAILY” Very original to drop off that last word. Gotta love Captain Capital. Too bad he doesn’t have a better way with words, other than taking away y/our words.