I Declare

From this post forward I will use the “;” more. Rather than hesitate over the proper use of the “‘” I shall institute the new use of the semi-colon. Join me. Make English even more easy to use. Strike out beyond easier grammar. Become grammarfreed. It;s much easy. Why should programmers have all the fun,

I hereby decree the internet a grammar free zone.

Are You Yetti?

Join now, if you haven’t yet. To become one with us, the great Yetti, simply add a qualifying “yet” to every phrase. The time inconclusive, use a “yet.” Meaning too clear, just add “yet.” it is easier to join this yet set. spice up your life. improve your membership in the club of “many small words.” Add tense without undo tension — tag on a “yet” to that phrase. Round out all tense with a quality of over qualification. Do you understand, yet?