The United States Supreme Court has just decided that US corporations have first amendment rights, just like a person. This, even though a company is a fiction…. a legal entity created to protect the wealth of its owners.

Since they’ve now been granted their first amendment rights, how about granting them the rest of them, say for instance the second amendment right to bear arms. Oh, and of course this means they should also be able to vote. As if they didn’t already control the republic.