Ben Laden, notorious bible salesman was captured today in Washington DC. He had just arrived at the bus station when authorities picked him up. Or that’s what I heard. I also heard that the Israeli Army has pictures of the weapons of mass destruction that Iraq shipped to Syria. I heard that from the guy on TV … if you believe any of this, you are an idiot. But if you want to hear more just send your donation to:

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Wolf Blitzer of CNN making a comment about the UN speeches yesterday tripped into “mas” or dat wording. So kids, if you want to speak like an award winner, inflate your cliches with:

…a kinder, more gentle approach …

rather than recycled tin can “a kinder, gentler …” of last year.

NEW YORK (Reuters) – Hewlett-Packard (HPQ.N:) conducted feasibility studies on placing spies in news bureaus of two publications as part of an investigation into leaks from its board, The New York Times reported on Wednesday.

A long way from the prototypical garage days. A company got here on the lease of two women. Odd. Perhaps female Captains of Commerce (COCs) have to play it up for the boys. To act tougher, like the chicken hawks. If you don’t have the balls pretend harder.

Or maybe it’s just the time. Post Reagan. Post Gecko “greed is good.” A time when “no body is going to put anything past me.”

I am the COC of HP.