Rice’s Suprise Message

Condi Rice (the one with the 10,000 ice cream maker in her office) visited Lebanon today with these words:

wear orange, stay low and I’ll meet with the survivors in six months

She then air-taxied to Tel Aviv for sun-n-fun with the new Israeli minister of Lebanon.

Libertarian Or Liberal

What was “sex, drugs and rock-n-roll” has become “sex, drugs, and rifle loads”

As the sixties became the seventies, the hippies became the CATOtonic libertarians. Long live Lock-n-load.