Ben Laden, notorious bible salesman was captured today in Washington DC. He had just arrived at the bus station when authorities picked him up. Or that’s what I heard. I also heard that the Israeli Army has pictures of the weapons of mass destruction that Iraq shipped to Syria. I heard that from the guy on TV … if you believe any of this, you are an idiot. But if you want to hear more just send your donation to:

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Wolf Blitzer of CNN making a comment about the UN speeches yesterday tripped into “mas” or dat wording. So kids, if you want to speak like an award winner, inflate your cliches with:

…a kinder, more gentle approach …

rather than recycled tin can “a kinder, gentler …” of last year.