The bachelor practice of entertaining by buying takeout from a restaurant, bringing it home. Then staging the kitchen with dirty pots and pans, while the food warms in the oven…. Ah yes.

Probably now being practiced by wily women throughout the civilized world. (insert acme anvil over bumstead)

And even practiced by programmers. Download and code. Cruise for concept. Deliver the Fake ‘N Bake to the suits.

Sir, I’m happy to report that we have won the battle for Telamook, Sandafar, and Falslujah. Further, that the population is a hundred percent enthusiastically supportive — at least according to our translator.