Alan Hello.
Noel Hello.
Alan Well, last week we showed you how to become a gynaecologist. And this week on ‘How to do it’ we’re going to show you how to play the flute, how to split an atom, how to construct a box girder bridge, how to irrigate the Sahara Desert and make vast new areas of land cultivatable, but first, here’s Jackie to tell you all how to rid the world of all known diseases.
Jackie Hello, Alan.
Alan Hello, Jackie.
Jackie Well, first of all become a doctor and discover a marvellous cure for something, and then, when the medical profession really starts to take notice of you, you can jolly well tell them what to do and make sure they get everything right so there’ll never be any diseases ever again.
Alan Thanks, Jackie. Great idea. How to play the flute. (picking up a flute) Well here we are. You blow there and you move your fingers up and down here.
Noel Great, great, Alan. Well, next week we’ll be showing you how black and white people can live together in peace and harmony, and Alan will be over in Moscow showing us how to reconcile the Russians and the Chinese. So, until next week, cheerio.
Alan Bye.
Jackie Bye.
Monty Python Episode 28
Category: webionaire
the old webionaire posts. also, new ones that would have been home there
who knew
The Plot To Return Power To Republicans
Farouk Abdulmutallab bided his time
That last moment of the decade that began with a conservative court decision to grant the election to a conservative Republican ended when a Dutch Film Directory saved Northwest Flight 253.
Hooah for Hollywood.
The cave men need the Republicans in power. They have tried, almost desperately it seems, to have a quick, easy victory against the Obama government. These are not the lucky, nor the skilled mad bombers, these are just the dedicated, deliberate and doltish bombers. Too religious to understand. Too cowardly to succeed.
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