The Critical Amendments

First Principle: There is no spoon.
Second Principle: You are the walrus.
Third principle: Entertainment offers no education.
Alternated corollary: You are just another brick in the wall.

Google Does It

Even if the toilet and the telephone can be connected by the internet, doesn’t mean that remote flushing is a grand product. Not even if Google does it. Remember, Sun was on the path the Java everything, even the paint. All hail Spode!