[Chat |chatter] + [platitude] == chatitide

San Jose Estate College professor and ex tank commander J. Rommel under sharp questioning admits that the Civil War was a hoax. This hoax has made it much easier for him to be recognized as an expert. He wasn’t contrite, instead offering this advice to other academics before terminating our interview.

Become an expert in a time or a place that can’t be verified. Your career will be more certain. Also, don’t give interviews!

Is when you repeat your grandparents past.