If you can’t get an erection, you can’t win no election! — Lil’tigious [aka Joe Nee Cockran]

OK, I think I understand. A public official who pays for a hooker is evil. Is this your voice of purity or envy? It seems odd that those who are most aggrieved by this behavior are those who can’t get “none,” even if they pay for it. I would have been more interested if Sir Eliot had been running a prostitution ring. That was the script I was working on — “ripped from the headlines.” Another one dropped into the drawer.