First amendment sin — Amos-n-Imus
Second amendment sin — 32 dead in Virginia
And a direct deposit into the heaven of your fee choice

It was announced today by the ambassador, that New Zealand has reconsidered introducing a line of women’s woolen ware that had been slated for next falls shopping season. The line of leggings was to appear under the trademark “Nappi Hose”, but in light of the righteous states of americo’s passage of the Worst Amendment this week the sheep farmers have set aside plans “until further study has concluded.”