His message is clear, unambiguous. Strikingly sparse: “we have come to take ….” son of Paul, the apple of his Ayn.
Letter to:Apple spokeswoman Katie Cotton
Dear Cotton:
Your action over a possible loss has meant money to your competitor. Rather than buy an apple phone I have chosen to purchase one based on Droid. Not because you may have an improved phone in the wings. Shucks, isn’t that always an assumption in turnover capitalism? Nope, Katie it is because of your actions over the matter. I know this doesn’t matter. And off to other matters.
Endorsement Endorphin Orphan Annie
Sarah At The Mike
She doesn’t sell her opinion. Nope Fox does that. She endorses only the best candidate. She does charge for appearing. But not for her opinion. Fox does that. She shows up, but not for free. She gets, not a fee for her endorsement, but for her appearance. A Rally Fee, plus expenses. Nice work for an average journalism student from a below average school.
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