It used to be that Ann Coulter could bring out the quarter pounder of Conservative Men everywhere. After all, she wore a bra and could pump a shotgun.
And along came Sarah Palin. She wore a bra, could pump a shotgun and she knew someone who had been in prison.
And then along came Michele Bachman. She wears a bra, can pump a shotgun, hangs out with someone who has been in prison, and, she can piss in the wind or the soup. This lady has it all.

As Conservative men like to say to their pron stars and prom queens: “One at a time please.” Conservatives are loyal to their women, just not to their wives, not too long.