Ted Nugent, codename: quick-shot, and the Secret Service are meeting to discuss the finer points of seduction, ammo selection, as well as other undisclosed topics.
I believe this is just another of those “bullet bullshitters” events. Mother, apple pie, and flag-draped coffins not withstanding.

Hookers: Ahhh

Apparently the reason for the meeting is so that the SS can learn how to ditch their own hookers without them going public. Ted is famous for his unpaid hooker bills. It seems, that ,and transexual fans are his only source of LUV.