Ironic Mail

At the end of an email comes this footer proclamation:

If you have received this E-mail in error, please notify the sender by reply e-mail and destroy all copies of this E-mail without reading or saving in any manner.

If you have read this, you must forget it. Wipe all memory of this communication.

Be Careful Moms

Moms are dropping like flies

The third time I heard this excuse, I figured I should warn you mothers. “I’m so sorry, there was an emergency, my mother died” — No longer can the dog eat it, instead, moms bite it. So, be carful out there mom, your son may be plotting your funeral as an excuse — just saying.