Today, light snow, ice, windy in Dallas.

A trail of a storm came into North Texas to tap the concrete shoulders of big D. Dallas, meanwhile has been hosting the Super Bowl party. The D’s citizens have been encouraged to show the visitors that “Texas isn’t just pickups and guns”. It isn’t even snowplows or plans. It is government paid for a nickel at a time on those iced over thruways.

Of course Texas runs a lean efficient government, all properly managed by vigilant Conservative Coalitions. These Captains of Commerce even provide downtown security, so that citizens are better protected. They fail to see the yearly snow as anything to prepare for. Their plan is simple, I just don’t see it.

Texas, where a quarter inch snowfall halts all commerce in Dallas, Bush’s dream come true.

Start shoveling America, this is your Erewhon, Right Here, Right Now, Stuck in the Middle of Nowhere by a quarter inch of snow.