Richard Perry, Presidenta of the Republic of Texas, today asked for foreign aide from the United States of America and Mexico for aide in fighting the fires raging in the center of the Triangle, also known as the heart of Texas. “Texas is unable to fund such a massive operation at this time”, a Perry aide said, and would, in the future, repay the foreign aide rendered at this time.
In an interview with the commissioner of ranch and game fees, she said that “it is doubtful that aide can be repaid since game bird revenue has fallen sharply since the secession of Texas just over 5 years ago.”

Perry nor his Secretary of Aide Requests was able to comment directly as they are at their ranches for the opening of hunting season.