commutative or meekly dissociative

torture works,
waterboarding is not torture,
therefore, waterboarding does not work

Oh wait,
waterboarding works
waterboarding is not torture
therefore “not torture” works.

Oh what a board, or is that bored, that is waterboarding. I mean, without going overboard.

Bush’s World Worry

Bush recalls his time on the fighter deck and thinks:

World war wheeee
World war meeeee
World war gleeeee

it is time we got off our ass and made us world war freeeeee