What Do Conservatives Want?

I have heard that arch outspoken conservatives from Hollywood are releasing a hard hitting satirical film this fall. What I haven’t heard is what the hell outspoken conservatives want. Other than no taxes for them, what do conservatives want?

Easy To Understand: Inflation

The Six Million Dollar Man TV series was fiction that placed an exorbitant price tag on surgery. Today 6 million dollars can be spent without a diagnosis, let alone a TV series.

The Banker’s Problem

The problem with bankers is that they think with their checkbook, and they think everyone does. This results in their belief that more money means more brains. Oh silly babbit, silly silly thoughtless babbit.