The Mark Of A Conservative…

conservatives are homonymic. they limit belief to one fundamental form of homonym:

man is driven by the PRO[ph]FI[e]T motive

they are easily led by someone able to combine both features.

Overheard…

A conservative commentator speaking with a fan:

Of course you can get rich. That’s the great thing about America. My father came here penniless and made a fortune.

Irony is best served raw.