The only thing that America is a net exporter of is, money and porn. Given enough time we’ll all understand that objects feel larger when they come up from behind. Now, back to you chet.

The world continues to grow as the US stalls. The walls are giving way to our alternate future. Ya gotta love the smell of fog. A decade ago when I was talking about becoming a nation of “gamblers with guns” I meant the future. Well, the future gets here faster, than it used to. It seems that even stock clerks, let alone stock brokers know the truth. Eventually we will have a printing press, a condom factory and an all volunteer armed forces for sale. That is all.

Happi Hollowdays!