Hand Job

the gun control lobby deny guns make crime easier. Instead of this:

They found him there with the purported victim and with a Ruger 9-millimeter semiautomatic handgun

that, she, should have had a gun with her. In other words, everyone in America should walk around armed — ALL THE FUCKING TIME — isn’t that what we do in WAR ZONES and Somalia?

Nugent And Secret Service Meet

Ted Nugent, codename: quick-shot, and the Secret Service are meeting to discuss the finer points of seduction, ammo selection, as well as other undisclosed topics.
I believe this is just another of those “bullet bullshitters” events. Mother, apple pie, and flag-draped coffins not withstanding.

Hookers: Ahhh

Apparently the reason for the meeting is so that the SS can learn how to ditch their own hookers without them going public. Ted is famous for his unpaid hooker bills. It seems, that ,and transexual fans are his only source of LUV.