Palin was grease in a hot pan. There is a flash followed by splatter across the stove. If you aren’t careful and tend those splatters you will burn down the kitchen, maybe set the house on fire.

Inside sources have sent me the latest and last McCain campaign [camp pain] strategy. It rambles for several pages, but the take away tag is:

1. Sarah Palin called back to Alaska. Family emergency prevents inclusion on ticket.
2. General Petraeus resigns commission, comes to the aid of his party
3. This produces “final surge” for McCain + Petraeus

What I like about Sarah Palin, by L’il Plumber:

I like the way she licks her lips when she reads.