Al Qaeda claims another victory in another escalation of premature ignition. Moving from the shoe bomb to the ass bomb, now to the flaming thigh bomb, the incompetent enemy strikes fear into the hearts of, well of no one from the Read States.

Oh Boy

I watched TV this morning. the first time in five months. Oh boy, what I have missed. Tiger Woods. Seems he hit a tree. smashed his car. will pay a fine.

What More?

We want him to pay more. we want his anguish. we want his life to seem desperate. we want to pity him. we want his life to be our game. boy. maybe you should turn off your tv too. but you won’t. you can’t. you are a lost a pitiful people. blinded by delights.

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