Half Assed, Half Fuel

The same data as headlined by two different “news” publishers.
Today from Bloomberg:

US Jobless Rate Falls to 9% in January; Payrolls Rise 36000

and the same information from the Fox “news” network:

Economy Adds Far Fewer Jobs Than Expected in January

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Recall, that under Soviet journalism, a two car race between the US and USSR, in which the US car won, it was reported that:

Today, the Soviet Racing team came in second, while the US couldn’t get better than next to last place.

Creative Conservative

Fooled ya, didn’t I?
Yep, you’re right, there’s no such thing, however, they are able to recognize a good thing. Heck they’ve stolen my phrases from fifty years ago, why not steal today.

Those wild and phony guys at News Corpse have introduced a new way of getting your money. It’s called “THE DAILY” Very original to drop off that last word. Gotta love Captain Capital. Too bad he doesn’t have a better way with words, other than taking away y/our words.