Two Views. One Car Race

From The Wayback

A joke was told about the difference between Soviet and US reporting. The story reported by the Soviets was about a car race between the Soviet team and the US auto racing team. The US team came in first, while the Soviets placed second. The headline in Soviet Newspapers read:

Soviets Place Second while disappointed US team came in second to last.

FOX news learned this tactic well. Bushovism remains strong, at least on the talk circuits.

Growing Pains Or

Growing pains or death rattle

Mississippi is afraid of becoming Mississauga, Trenton is terrified of being Toronto. But even more terrified are the Taliban, who are afraid of becoming christian.

we are worlds apart on a shrinking globe. continental drifting, ice sheets melting to uncover hidden land while we all drown or grasp at passing debris

British Tea Vee

smacks amid smirks. actors quirks or are they mimicking, giving voice to the type of person they are portraying… low brow reality… the uneducated ‘coppa.’

they often have an american, whose accent seems to acquire a texas, something or other southern accent, which easily shifts to a minnesota twang.

it smacks of acting

British tasty cakes, finger licking, bad mikes or just tasty morsels that must be met by sucking each word dry.