The laggards of CNBC are in a panic because the signs on Easy Street have been changed. Dear M&M. Dear Sirs. The signs haven’t changed, just the lighting.

Learn like the auto workers. When the bolts change, the tools change.

But the bolts haven’t changed on wall street. You people are upset because your coffee break has been rescheduled. Too bad you don’t have enough commitment to negotiate a better contract. Too bad you aren’t as flexible as the blue collars you hate to wear.

CNBC, the laggard’s indicator.

CNBC, where braggarts turn to laggards.