FOX News Declares Internet Dead

Hmmm, isn’t today the day the FOXtards had reported was the day the version 2.0 web attack was to happen. If you can read this, then FOX has once again been fairly unbalanced in their all the rumors, rumbles, bumbles and bullshit that is unfit for any other publication… pass it on. Those dirty lying al qaeda fantasizing bogey bushes FOXtards have scammed you again. It won’t be the last time fool.

Surfs Up

Rupert and friends over at F(x), have just announced the first annual Water Boarding contest. Invite all your friends to watch this sunday on your local F(x) channel as the contestants learn exactly what it means to almost die. Laugh along with your host in the Turning Blue segment. More on this later…