Ditto Paper

Twittering, texting, sms, pagers… all in the same line. It began with the first strip of paper passed by the first grader in school. Passing notes as children, so the teacher won’t know what you think you know.

She’s got gonzo tits
He’s so cute
Whatya doin later

You can be 12 again. Forever.

Palin’s Small Erection

Wasilla, Alaska. Sarah Palin announced that she had a small erection recently in response to, what she called, a liberal reporter. Pictures not available, but this link will provided added background. We are headed north to see this she-miracle and hope to bring back film.