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Impostor Dies at 78

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Political columnist Robert Novak dies at 78

At last, the hit and run driver hits the wall. The tumor proved that he had brain mass. After the autopsy we may be able to determine whether the brain actually mattered. His greatest dream was fulfilled :

“I had a terrific time fulfilling all my youthful dreams and at the same time making life miserable , .. I hope, ..for my country,”

Now the rotten join the rotting and, I hope, forgotten.

If Only Priests Were Required ….

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If only students were permitted to carry guns, the Virginia Tech tragedy wouldn’t have happened...[more than a million hits on big G.]

If only peaceful citizens carried guns, there would be less crime….[more than a million hits on big G.]

So lets try this suit of clothes on in recent headlines…

If only parishioners carried guns, that evil baby killer would have been saved..

If only vacationers carried guns, those 16 dead revelers would still be drinking in Mexico.

Feel free to copy this template and use it at the next gun show you attend. If only…