Tonight, tonight, won’t be just any night, tonight there will be no morning star. — Tony sings

Taking a camera up the ass may be great for ratings. It is even good for demonstrating Team Spirit, but it is not journalism. It is a side show.

Tonight with Katie’s “ground breaking” effort, TV is down to the FOXtards of slash and scroll, and the PopTarts of breakfast. Straw men and hollow women. It isn’t the end of discourse in America, that ended years ago. But if you want to read the world, you are left with the satirists, the plagiarists or the fantasists. Choose the satirists. Take the laugh over the cane or the sugar.

Donald The Rumsfeld, underwent trivial surgery today, doctors said. The injury was due to his too frequent use of his Bullshit Whip. Doctors have indicated that aspercream has been prescribed as needed. The Big D. will be back on the podium Cracking For The FOXtards by weeks end.