Survivor: Internment Camp Edition Scheduled

With the resounding success of “Survivor: Ku Klux Klan”, a new season was announced by Markus Burnnetus. It is meant to build on “our recent ratings hit”. The next show will be “Survivor: Internment Camp”.

“If you loved the Klan, you’ll love the Camp.”

Details are being withheld, but Mr. Burnnetus’ assistant is hoping for something that will achieve similar cult status as the “Sheet Hoodie”, which featured cutouts in the shape of your favorite Nazis symbol of the past.

As sidebar, the recent lawsuit between the producers of “Survivor: KKK” and the welding empire of J.James has been settled for an undisclosed amount and terms. Observers believe that they have each agreed to permit the other to claim ownership over the Nazi Decals In Memoria.

A New Wind Blowing

It’s old now. But you astute to the words of the wily Secretary of State meant to change the meanings. To introduce a new statement into your world and her world view.

Washington runs in circles. And their words slowly spin out into the wheat-fields a grow into corn as far as the eye can see.

The military spin of “vetting” is a required verb. So is “status quo ante” — but she left off the whole phrase, which is

“status quo ante bellum”

maybe the ante bellum felt too close for auntie.

So you don’t have to wonder “ante bellum” means “before war”.